Preamble:

Recognizing the diverse and vibrant community that has come to thrive beneath the bridge, we, the hobos, establish this law to uphold our principles of camaraderie, fairness, and entertainment. Under the bridge, a realm of unique customs and traditions has emerged, allowing us to coexist harmoniously while resolving disputes with creativity and spirit.

Article 1: The Law of the Shopping Cart

1.1 All hobos shall possess the right to claim and maintain ownership of a shopping cart, which shall be considered their personal property.

1.2 Unauthorized use, theft, or misappropriation of another hobo's shopping cart shall be deemed a grave offense, subject to penalties as determined by the Hobo Court.

1.3 In case of a dispute over shopping cart ownership, the involved parties may elect to settle the matter through Trial By Combat, adhering to the guidelines outlined in Article 8.

Article 2: The Dance-Off Code

2.1 Hobos engaged in disagreements shall have the option to resolve their differences through dance-offs, showcasing their skills and creativity.

2.2 Victory in a dance-off shall result in the resolution of the dispute in favor of the winning hobo.

2.3 All dance-offs shall be conducted in good faith, with an emphasis on entertaining the hobo community.

Article 3: The Sanctuary Rule

3.1 Under the bridge, all hobos shall have the unalienable right to seek refuge and temporary shelter in designated areas.

3.2 Any act disturbing or encroaching upon another hobo's refuge shall be deemed a breach of peace and may lead to public shaming or community service.

Article 4: The Code of the Buskers

4.1 Hobos are encouraged to showcase their artistic talents for the enjoyment of the community.

4.2 Impersonation or theft of performances is strictly prohibited and shall be met with public humiliation as specified in Article 4.3.

4.3 Punishment for hobo impostors shall involve wearing a sign that reads "Hobo Impostor" in a visible location for a designated period.

Article 5: The Rite of Passage

5.1 All newcomers seeking to join the hobo community shall complete a designated rite of passage to earn the privileges and protection of the territory.

5.2 The nature of the rite shall be determined by the hobo elders and may include tasks promoting unity, resourcefulness, or storytelling.

Article 6: The Feast of the Trash Cans

6.1 On the first Friday of each month, a communal feast shall be held, requiring each hobo to contribute scavenged food.

6.2 Failure to contribute to the feast may result in exclusion from future events until restitution is made.

Article 7: The Bard's Honor

7.1 Hobos with musical talents shall perform daily ballads or tales for the entertainment and education of the community.

7.2 Failure to perform may lead to temporary banishment from the territory.

Article 8: The Hobo Court

8.1 Disputes shall be settled in the Hobo Court, presided over by a hobo judge elected by the community.

8.2 The judge shall determine fair judgments based on tradition, creativity, and community values.

8.3 Punishments may include public apologies, community service, or symbolic actions as deemed appropriate.

Article 9: The Law of Hobo Justice

9.1 Intractable disputes may be resolved through Trial By Combat, where champions represent each party.

9.2 Combatants shall use non-lethal weapons, ensuring the safety of all participants.

9.3 The victor shall be declared the rightful party, and the conflict shall be considered resolved.

Article 10: The Bond of Hobo Marriages

10.1 When a hobo declares love and gives their heart to someone, it is bound by the law under the bridge.

10.2 The chosen partner shall not end the relationship unless both parties agree.

10.3 This bond allows the partner to declare themselves family to the hobos or any member of the hobo gang.

10.4 To finalize a hobo marriage, only one member of the party has to agree to the marriage. This bond is only recognized under the bridge and not bound by the laws within Los Santos.

Article 11: Hobo Representation and Jurisdiction

11.1 Any hobo known as a member of Hoboville has the right to represent any other hobo in the court of Los Santos, irrespective of the official legal systems.

11.2 Being a recognized member of Hoboville grants the status of a Hobo Gang Member, allowing for hobo representation.

11.3 Any hobo who steps up to be a true and honest hobo can become a valid judge in the Hobo Court.

11.4 Hobo Court can be convened if two or more hobos have a disagreement or conflict.

11.5 While Hobo Law does not protect individuals from the laws of the city, it can assist in hobo-specific issues or hobo vs. gang issues.

11.6 The City of Los Santos reserves the right to waive Hobo Law if it conflicts with local law.

11.7 Hobo Law is protected within the boundaries of Hoboville under the southside bridge of the Olympic Freeway.

Article 12: Resolving Hobo vs. Gang Conflicts

12.1 In the event of a conflict between a hobo and a gang member, the dispute shall be addressed by the Hobo Court.

12.2 The process shall involve the principles outlined in Articles 7.1, 8.1-3, and 9.1-3, ensuring fair judgment, creativity, and community values.

12.3 Both parties may elect to resolve the conflict through a Trial By Combat, using non-lethal weapons to ensure the safety of all participants.

12.4 If the conflict involves artistic or performative disputes, the Bard's Honor as outlined in Article 7.1 shall be invoked, and a musical or storytelling competition may be conducted to settle the matter.

12.5 The Hobo Court shall ensure that all judgments are fair and that the community's harmony is maintained, with a focus on peaceful and creative resolutions.

12.6 While Hobo Law provides a framework for resolving these conflicts, it does not supersede the laws of Los Santos. The city retains the right to intervene if local laws are breached.

Article 13: Hobofight Night

13.1 In the event of ongoing conflict between hobos and a gang, a Hobofight Night may be declared, involving a 6v6 fight between the hobos and the gang members.

13.2 Fights shall be held at a remote location that is not gang territory unless mutually agreed upon by both parties.

13.3 The outcome of the Hobofight Night shall determine the resolution of the conflict, with both parties agreeing to abide by the result.

13.4 All participants in Hobofight Night shall adhere to the principles of fairness and non-lethal combat to ensure the safety of all involved.

Article 14: The Code of Hobo Trust

14.1 A hobo can truly trust only another hobo, recognizing the shared experiences and unique challenges faced by the hobo community.

14.2 However, deep down, no one should fully trust a hobo, as the nature of hobo life is unpredictable and unconventional.

14.3 Hobos are encouraged to follow the Hobo Laws, as they are designed to uphold the integrity and authenticity of being a true hobo.

14.4 A hobo's word is considered their bond within the community, and breaking this trust is seen as a serious offense, subject to judgment by the Hobo Court.

14.5 Acts of betrayal, deception, or dishonesty towards another hobo are allowed but may cause trust issues within the community. This unpredictability is part of the hobo way.

14.6 Trust among hobos is also extended to the protection and confidentiality of personal matters and shared resources within the community.

14.7 Building and maintaining trust requires continuous effort, including acts of kindness, reliability, and support in times of need.

14.8 To foster a trusting environment, hobos are encouraged to engage in communal activities, share stories, and participate in trust-building exercises as determined by the hobo elders.

Article 15: The Right to Dumpster Ownership

15.1 Hobos shall have the unalienable right to claim ownership of dumpsters, recognizing their vital role in the survival and livelihood of the hobo community.

15.2 Dumpsters that are marked and maintained by hobos shall be considered the property of the hobo who marked it, and unauthorized use by non-hobos is prohibited unless permission is granted.

15.3 In exchange for maintaining dumpsters and ensuring cleanliness, hobos may collect a "Hobo Tax" from non-hobo individuals who wish to use or access the dumpster, as outlined in previous Hobo Law traditions.

15.4 In the event of a dispute over dumpster ownership, the matter shall be brought before the Hobo Court for a fair and creative resolution, including possible Trial By Combat or a negotiated agreement.

15.5 The right to dumpster ownership does not extend beyond the boundaries of Hoboville and shall be respected as a critical part of hobo culture and survival.

Article 16: The Code of Hobo Loyalty

16.1 Hobos must remain loyal to the hobo community above all other relationships, no matter how deep their connections with outsiders may become.

16.2 When a hobo is called upon by another hobo or the hobo group, they must be willing to sacrifice personal relationships or commitments outside of the hobo community in order to answer that call.

16.3 Loyalty to the hobo family means standing by your fellow hobos